Koopa Troop

Koopa Troop
A bunch of weird monsters who serve as Bowser's royal entourage. They work for him and aid him in his plans of taking over the world, as well as kidnapping princesses. If you want to deal with them, this page is for you. Warning : They might kick ya' butt.

Goombas
Common earthbound grunts. They're walking mushrooms. Stomp on them all you want. A few of them have defected to the Mushroom Kingdom, including Goombario and his family.

Koopa Troopas
The Koopa Troop's basic unit. The green ones are retarded and walk off cliffs. The red ones are a bit smarter. And the others are too unimportant to be mentioned.

Piranha Plants
They're meat-eating plants who live on pipes. They cannot do photosynthesis. Guess this places them in the animal kingdom... Anyway,due to living in the sewers, they smell like crap. They even breath fire !

Hammer Bros.
Elite soldiers. Known for utilizing mallets in melee combat. They surely enjoy bromance and yaoi.

Lakitu
Nerd turtles who live with their moms. They are hated by Nobody. They're avid gamers and card players. One of them defected to the Mushroom Kingdom. They toss Spiny eggs from their butts.

Magikoopas
Nerd turtles who are Potterheads. They wear cheap robes and throw blasts of random magic at anyone who stands in their way. They're the elites of the Koopa Troop, and are complete assholes.

Chargin' Chucks
Sports-crazy dudes who enjoy banging on each other. People wonder how Bowser endorses this.

Shy Guy
Weird people which originate from another dimension, Subcon. They wear masks to cover their ugly faces and communicate through a dialect no one understands or cares enough to learn. Anyway, they're brainless and will do anything, as long as they don't care. The only person to know what a shy guy looks like got shot. He also knew what Peach's ??? was.

One of them defected to the Mushroom Kingdom.