Peach

Introduction
She's the not-democratically elect ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. She rules it since 1985. Peach is blonde, paid for a breast implant, and is married with a fat plumber.

Facts

 * She rules MK.
 * She has fake boobs.
 * She does not wear panties.
 * She secretly commercializes with the Reptilians.
 * She has a seed vault under the castle.
 * No one knows what her ??? is.
 * I do ! It's a *gets shot*
 * She likes tea.

History
She rules the Mushroom Kingdom and its territories. Peach had a case with Bowser. Currently, it is unknown if Bowser Jr. is hers. Anyway, her dad is Toadsworth, who is also her chancellor.

She had a scandal, in which was reported she'd give away the codes of missiles in exchange for 90% discount on condoms.

Still, she's got a huge royal entourage, formed by brainless Toads, who support her all the way.