Wario

Introduction
Wario is a plumber. He works with Waluigi as the Wario Bros. They try to get as much money as possible, even if it means setting their own butts on fire. He commonly eats boogers from his nose and eye gunk from his eyes. Anyway, Wario is rival with Mario and Luigi. He is also commonly confused for Wurio.

Facts

 * He has sold Waluigi in exchange for food three times.
 * He used to work with Donaldo, but once he realized it was evil, he immediately fired himself. Even though the salary was pretty good.
 * He used to have a brothel.
 * He makes memes for iFunny.
 * Once upon a time, aliens from Uranus abducted him. When the making out time came, the alien died.
 * People commonly misregard him as Wurio.

History
He was born in America, in 1950. There, he started working with Donaldo, along with his brother, Waluigi. He then got abducted by aliens from Uranus, jacked their ship, and found his way into the Mushroom Kingdom.

Now, he spends his days trying to make good money. And farting.