Mario

Introduction
Mario is a fat plumber, and the protagonist of the grimPotato bloopers. Even though he first appeared in the second episode, "Which one is the real Toad?".

Facts

 * He likes spaghetti.
 * He's a perverted pig.
 * He's pansexual.
 * He's a part of the Pastafarianism cult.
 * He hates blue hedgehogs.
 * He has a deep hate for Wario.
 * Aliens commonly abduct him, and subject him for their invasive experiments. Those experiments generally involve anal probing and mucus collection.
 * Ugly people, like Queen Rotunda, La Tigresa del Oriente and others, have tried to marry him, unsuccesfully...

History
Mario was born in Italy. Then he got kidnapped by a stork. Then, by a witch. He was dropped in a remote island in the ocean and raised by cute dinosaurs called Yoshis, along with his brother Luigi. He escaped his caretakers and became a plumber on New York.

Somehow, he found his way into the Mushroom Kingdom, and fell in love with a narcissistic bitch called Princess Peach. And now, he's constantly dealing with evil turtles and grumpy mushrooms.

He also had 5 kids with an alien from planet Uranus.