Angry Tribe of Martian Stickmen

What ?
The Angry Tribe of Martian Stickmen is a tribe native to Mars, a rusty world which orbits a little yellow star called Sun, in the same system where planet Earth is located. The tribe is composed of weird beings called Martian stickmen. There is a difference between stickmen and Martian stickmen. Anyway, they sustain themselves by banging on each other and feeding on industrialized products Earthling probes drop by. It is also really angry.

The last probe who passed nearby got eaten, along with the resources it brought. So yeah, those tribes are a menace. Because they are able to eat and digest pretty much everything, as long as they don't care. This includes humans, other Martian stickmen, and Wario.

How to escape their clutches ?
Found yourself caught up in the middle of a Martian stickmen king's harem ? is about to be eaten by hundreds of Martian stickmen cubs ? Well, here's some advice, if you want to escape their clutches.
 * Be one of them. While this does not help at all, at least you're paying a respectful and honourable homage to your hosts.
 * Have a ship at your disposal. And know how to pilot it, numbnuts !
 * Don't fap. Angry Martian stickmen love the smell of jizzed underwear, it makes them want to eat you. More than average.
 * Rub your eye with the tip of your elbow.
 * Spell the full chemical name of titine out loud in less than five minutes.
 * Be Starite. Martian stickmen are too afraid of it.
 * Be Slenderman. They're also afraid of him.
 * Be Wawaluigi. Again, they're afraid of him.
 * Be Birdo. Martian stickmen will worship you like the glimmering, iredescent goddess who created their homeworld and their kind, the central entity of Birdism, a new religion currently only practiced on Mars. ( and possibly on its minor moons, Deimos and Phobos, where George W. Bush and Mikhail Gorbachev have been exiled to, respectively )