Birdo

A freaky dinosaur
Birdo is a weird character that has been causing nightmares and bed accidents since 1988. It has the apparently useless abillity to spit huge, head-sized eggs fom its mouth. Oh, its mouth is as big as a cannon's blast hole. And I completely forgot. Sorry for such an incovenience. Birdo has the abillity to teleport anywhere she wants. Specially at 3 AM.

Anyway, people fear Birdo. As much as they'd fear Donaldo, Bawzur or an angry tribe of Martian stickmen.

Dating Yoshi ?
Yup. The rumors are true. Yoshi and Birdo have been spotted at McDonalds. They ordered a bunch of McNuggets. How resourceful.

During one of his "wallow in self-pity" motifs, Toad heard loud noises coming from the castle's backyard. But he was too busy being consumed by his own self-pity to give a damn. After that, he saw Birdo and Yoshi walking slowly, with rackets on their hands. Not even suspicious.