Toad

Introduction
Toad is a Toad in billions. He is Peach's main servant, and is a rude guy.

Interests

 * He is asexual. Like all Toads, he originates from the Great Cap, a mushroom as big as a castle, which releases billions of asexual spores every million years.
 * He likes the word "prick".
 * He is an avid gamer.
 * He's terrible at math.
 * He has been killed by Mario, and replaced by a clone. Or not.
 * He is a huge fan of cheese.
 * Toad likes to wallow in self-pity on Saturday nights.

History
He sprouted from the ground, when a spore released by the Great Cap landed. Since then, he's been a dick to everybody. He serves Peach and aids her in a lot of things. She pays him in candy.